With a nod to Charles Dickens, this is a tale of two frames: 8033 and 8273. They are both beautiful, sleek, full-rim, rectangular-oval, hypoallergenic acetate Women’s eyeglasses frames with sparkling crystal ornamentation and spring-hinged temple arms. They are identical frames but for a few small color, size, and weight details: On 8033, which comes in black on the outside and purple or orange on the inside, the Bridge is 17 mm, the Frame Width is 136, the Lens Height is 24, and the Frame Weight is 16 gm. On 8273, which comes in black on the outside and blue, purple, or red on the inside, the Bridge is 16 mm, the Frame Width is 135, the Lens Height is 23, and the Frame Weight is 15. Small differences, but it is a far, far better thing to do to describe them than to ignore them. If Dickens were alive today, he might say it’s the best of times for eyeglasses customers to get high-quality, affordable eyewear online, and it’s the worst of times for local optical retailers who charge exorbitant prices.